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To Quote Commissioner Armani's favorite artist, "Once again it's on!"
MARCH 8TH 2008 CELLSpace 2050 BRYANT ST SAN FRANCISCO CA
FOG CITY WRESTLING IS BACK IN FULL EFFECT!
OVER 50 TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD!!
THE FRONT ROW HAS ONLY 15 SEATS LEFT!!!
WE'VE GIVEN AWAY A DOZEN TEE SHIRTS!!!!!
AND THIS SHOW IS OVER A MONTH AWAY!!!!!!
why am I using all caps?
BECAUSE IT'S GOING DOWN!
DON'T SLEEP.
scheduled to appear:
"Pitbull" Tito Aquino
Brian Cage
Kid Krazy
Chicano Flame
Tony Jones
MPT mr primetime
Wildstorm
Chuppacabra
Ulysses
Rock Legend Scum Adam Thronstowe
Paul Isadora
Shane Dynasty
Luster the Legend
Alofa the Samoan Tank
Baby Slymm
Dylan Drake
Impact
the LEGENDARY Tonga Kid
the Count of California Black Pearl
Gangrel
THIS IS IT YA’LL!
Due to the overwhelming question: “Ya’ll gottz shirtz?”
ya’ll want shirtz?
we gottz shirtz.
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$20
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yeah go ahead be the guy without one…..
please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery
international allow for longer..
Ceasar Black, “Shut up! Shut up! One at a time, Serrano move, further back, further, good. Durden, you’re looking old. Firecracker, your question please.
“Is it true FCW is going to debuting hoodies?”
“It’s a little more complicated than that.”
“Can you explain?”
“Well the demand for hoodies was so overwhelming, we are doing a pre-order pre sale thingy.”
“So your debuting hoodies”
“We’re PRE SELLING hoodies!”
“Did you have hoodies at your premiere”
“No.”
“So this is the debut?”
“Yes.”
“Okay.”
“This is the ace staff of the daily fog press. I can’t wait for Armani to get back from Samoa.”
“Mr. Black! Mr. Black!”
“….Serrano.”
“What sizes will these hoodies come in?”
“Good night folks.”
The Fog City Wrestling Hoodie as seen on the Daily Fog 40$ pre-sale madness….1st 20 sold 35$ sale starts…..NOW PEOPLE!!
Many people in the rowdy FCW house had thought they’d seen it all. And then in the blink of an eye, Fog City, or one of its larger residents gave them something they’d never forget. Alofa nicknamed the Samoan Tank took to the sky.
“He moved like a cruiserweight.” Commissioner Stevie Armani said following the night’s action. “I have to admit when I saw him, I would never have thought it.” “Imagine him in the Hybrid Division.”
In a feat nothing short of the Spruce Goose, Alofa went from virtual unknown, to the most youtube searched men in the world. Let me save you the trouble. He’s not a greenhorn. Far from it, he comes out of the World Wrestling Counsel in Puerto Rico. Where he has fought the worlds best. Some of the most popular ever. Where, he has hoisted heavyweight gold. Now he’s here in Fog City, and you have to believe he’s here to make tracks.
“He’s RRRRREAL BIG!!” said Face of NXS podcast Pulp Wrestling. “I mean like he’s RRRRREALLLLLL Big!!”
“ .” MPCG. “ !” “ “ .”
I couldn’t agree more, Masked Podcast Guy. If and when the time comes to get serious and the music stops and gold is on the line. Will anyone be able to stop the Samoan Tank? This reporter is watching.
I heard commentator Caesar Black say it best when he yelped like a little girl that saw a mouse, “Tanks don’t fly!”
Tanks don’t fly.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING FRONT ROW SEATING FOR Fog City Wrestling @ CELLSpace March 8th 2008
Due to overwhelming demand we have extened the new 20-dollar front row/first enter seating, good news. Bad news, there’s only 40 of these seats and 15 of those have been purchased. (Some people spend more time at fogcitywrestling.com than others, thank you) Now we here at Fog City know the show is March 8th 2008, BUT tickets are already moving!!! AND we like chaos!! Therefore all the 40 orders of 2 tickets or more will receive a FREE FCW tee shirt!!
I’m sitting across from an angry, angry man. Slighting someone that claims to be a higher pedigree than the average “peasant”, not smart. MPT frogsplashing the Black Pearl slighted him.
“Mister? Mister? Mister is a man that carries my luggage. Mister luggage man, get my luggage. See that sounds right.” The Count of California waxes philosophically about the man that calls himself, “Mister Prime Time”. “I lord over Pacific Standard Time, do I care about Prime Time?” Looking out the window of his manner Black Pearl looks to the skyline. “I beat him, he gave it his best, and it wasn’t enough.”
I want to point out that it took an obvious low blow while the ref was down. I want to I won’t. This is a dangerous man. MPT has taken on all comers from every corner of the planet and ended it with a massive frogsplash, not this time. Basically overpowering one of the more incredibly, offensive wrestlers, reducing him to fist trying anything to slow down the Count.
“So the governing body of Fog City has given this peasant a rematch. Fine, so be it.” The Count suddenly turns, stares at me and I can’t move.
“Write this down Serrano, and then leave, show yourself out, don’t bother my help. Even they are above you. Mister Prime Time, March 8th, I am going to do what I should have done the first time. What I do to all my enemies, I will lay you low. I will render you asunder, then the only time that will matter.” He pauses, “No, the only time that does matter is the time these Fog City peasants spend watching me, The Count of California Black Pearl.”
“Serrano.”
“Yes?”
“Why are you still here?”
Stars shine over Fog City
• From an office bash, to a sweet old man with lots of great wrestling stories, everybody came to Fog City last night! The whole staff of Cold Steel was spotted partying in the back.
• Rumors ran wild that a certain comic lovin’ real “high” flyer was denied entrance through the back door for lack of credential.
• Respect to the “Pitbull” Tito Aquino for picking up the Historic 1st pin in Fog City Wrestling HISTORY!! It came at the expense of Ryan Von Kool, who put on a brilliant display, but in the end too much pitbull.
• It was the kids that seemed to rule the day at Fog City’s premier event. As the dazzling action of the lucha libre match, and Commissioner Armani’s pet project the Hybrid Division sent the children into another gear.
“Ankle biters” as guest announcer for the debut Caesar Black so eloquently put it, “I hope Larocca gets back from Aspen soon. These kids sit here chanting F*C*W! F*C*W! Right in my ear it was wack, straight up. For what, a bunch of dudes dressed like a bad Japanese cartoons? Yeah I noticed that weren’t chanting when there precious local boy Dylan Drake got pinned by the most awesome rockstar ever Jason Style.”
• A inside source is quoted as overhearing Brain Cage say, “First win? Who cares? Isn’t V Kool a slashie, model slash wrestler? I’m better looking then him. I’m better than Tito, he won so what, I made my guy tap.”
• No one with a pulse could deny the power Rikishi the Samoan Tank Alofa and a returning TONGA KID brought the funk the noise and the rhythm giving FCW a shot of SAMOAN SOUL turning a already frenzied wrestling show into all out HOUSE PARTY!!!
FOG CITY WRESTLING DEBUT SELLS OUT!!
Source “No Alternite” Marcus Mac
CellSpace was a complete sellout with fans being turned away! And talk about a
WHITE HOT CROWD!
I really doubted San Francisco would turn out but they sure did! In FORCE!
Here are the QUICK RESULTS:
"The Pitbull" Tito Aquino def. Ryan Von Kool @ 11:07
"Irresistible" Jason Styles def Dylan Drake @ 8:53
Wildstorm def. Kid Omega @ 8:29
"The Count Of California" The Black Pearl def. Mr. Primetime "MPT" @ 9:50
Dynamo & El Chupacabra def Fuerza Infernal & Ulysses @ 13:55
Brian Cage def. Kimo @ 7:03 by submission
San Francisco's Own: Rikishi, Alofa The Samoan Tank & The Tonga Kid def. Reno Scum's Luster The Legend, "The Wrecking Ball" Big Paul Isadora & "Rock Legend Scum" Adam Thornstowe w/Shane Dynasty @ around the 15:00 mark.
*Hot Main Event* with lots of brawling threw the crowd, trashcans, chairs, chops to the face, Rikishi went for the stink face on Luster but he moved his head at the last minute so that Rikishi got a liberty spiked mohawk up his ass, after the match it was Shane Dynasty who got it the worst when he suffered a stinkface that seemed like it lasted forever. The Samoans rocked the house to California Love and were all truly happy to be back home in SAN FRANCISCO!
Awesome first show, awesome venue. Very impressed. This goes for everyone, check out their next show on March 8, 2007 @ CellSpace in San Francisco
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BREAKING STORY: From the desk of the WTO
This memo was anonymously leaked to the Daily Fog,
In lieu of recent event regarding the non-Californian faction RENO SCUM. By declaring their intent to indeed participate in the January 12th premier of FOG CITY WRESTLING, I have taken the precaution of activating ATST. All steps are being taken to assure that this wrestling federation stays true to what the old territories intended. Not these gassed up Rebel Alliance fly by night fades. We only run very classy organizations here in Northern California. Mohawks leather and mayhem may have killed music but they will not kill wrestling, not on our watch.
When asked for comment WTO executive Caesar Black said only this, “What is this the X files? Am I cigarette-smoking guy? What’s with all the acronyms, this is a joke right? Did Armani put you up to this? ”
We’ll stick to this story….
Fog City Wrestling tickets now availible!!
The most anticpated professional wrestling show of the year!
Get yours today! Tomorrow might be too late!!!
tickets@fogcitywrestling.com
415 845 2360
DON’T SLEEP!! THEY ARE GOING FAST!!!!!!!
MAIN EVENT
Rikishi and Alofa the Samoan TANK w/Caesar Black of the WTO VS Reno Scum
Lucha Trios Insanity
Vasquero Fantasma, Dynamo, El Chupacabra
vs
Ulysses, Fuerza Infernal, Deluto
MPT 'Mister Prime Time' vs 'The Count of California' Black Pearl
Tito Aquino vs Ryan Von Cool
Jason Styles vs Dylan Drake
Wildstrom will be introducing SF to the Hybrid Division
The Count of California looks to lay claim in Fog City
NWE Champion Black Pearl is coming and he’s bringing a world of hurt with him. Fog City was lucky get The Count for its kick-off JANUARY 12th. A man that regularly defends the NWE title in Italy and soon Spain. As well competing in Mexico at the prestigious AAA mania, Fog City Wrestling is lucky to have
The Count Of California The Black Pearl in ACTION!!!
A name that carries a lot of weight in this business. Near, 400lbs, to be exact. Add the weight of the multiple championship belts and he could easily tip the scales at 500lbs. Add the weight of the family that stands behind him and, well you see where this is going. To say that Rikishi is the biggest star to come to the Bay Area in years would be an understatement.
January 12th 2008 Rikishi is coming to Fog City Wrestling.
That’s an understatement we can live with.
CASA SANCHEZ to sponsor Fog City
We are excited about the opportunity to work with a company that has been apart of San Francisco as long as Casa Sanchez has. This is exciting; the luchadors of Fog City are going to be able to reach into their community in a whole new way. The kids, are going to go be closer to real luchadors, than many of them ever have, it’s fantastic.
About Casa Sanchez:
WELCOME - Bienvenido Casa Sanchez Foods offers to you SABOR AUTENTICO salsa and tortilla chips. We’ve been supplying the San Francisco Bay Area since the mid 1920’s using Great Grandma and Grandpa Sanchez’s recipes from Mexico. Our products are all locally made by the Sanchez family with all natural ingredients and we deliver fresh to your local grocer in our fleet of trucks. We currently offer a line of FRESCA y NATURAL salsas and guacamole that are available in the deli sections of your store that are consumed best with Casa Sanchez Tortilla Chips. Our newest item is the FDA certified Salsa Organica. Coming soon are oven fresh delicacies from our panaderia (bakery) producing galletas (cookies) and pan dulce (pastries).
Cold Steele ready to rumble with the Fog!
During Intermission of FCW’s premier event, former WWE SMACKDOWN superstars Rikishi will be signing autographs inside the COLD STEELE autograph pit.
