Stevie Armani; Friends in High Places?

In the wake of his very public firing, photos of Stevie Armani surface with local celebrity d.j. No Name of Alice 97.3.

“We have mutual interest, entertaining the masses of San Francisco being one of them.” Armani states over a voice message left at the office. “I know Black is untrusting but paparazzi? Come on.”

“I’m as shocked by these photos as anyone. I didn’t know Armani had any friends.” Caesar denies any knowledge of the photos origins, “hey the guy has a face for radio. I wish him luck.”

Speculation over the last minute signings by Armani have been all over the boards, most assumed hired muscle to get his position back. Aaron Aguileras name has come up, but as of press time he was out of the country not due back anytime soon. What does it all mean? Well this staff is dying to know we suggest you stay tuned to fogcitywrestling.com better yet get your ticket it’s going to be a wild one!

Bonham 1 WildStorm 0

At the end of the March 8th match WildStorm hit the finisher and Brandon Bonham pinned ShootingStar. Only problem was it wasn’t a tag match it was a triple threat and Bonham 1 upped Storm.

Brandon Bonham says, “WildStorm lets get it on! Let’s give the fans 100% you and me.”

After exchanging the handshake and locking eyes these two new that April 12th they would have to put the Hybrid Division on they’re backs.

The man from Baja couldn’t agree more, “the Fog City Faithful want to see it turned up. No doubt, after this they’ll all be talking.”

“I want Caesar’s word, no changing the card no sudden triple threats just me and this dude. He says I stole his pin, well when his shoulders are down, no excuses.” Bonham jabs those thumbs, “your winner, Brandon Bonham!”

Serrano relax man

Serrano relax man, you want some koolaid?” MPT makes great cool aide. “Hey this is Rik Luxury my boy for the way back. Fog City is gettin weird if you now what I’m sayin. Pirates, vampires it’s like Halloween up in here. But it’s cool I ain’t scared of no ghost. April 12th I got my boy and we are coming to get us some.”

It’s nice to do an interview that doesn’t end in me being threatened and I got koolaid.

“It’s like this first he kicks my boy Prime in his junk, then he sends in some blonde haired glam-rocker. How much can a dude take?”

He entertains the kids, he entertains the fans, but right now MPT just wants to beat the crap out of the Count of California Black Pearl.

“Two frog splashes. I hit him twice. The next time, it’s over, no surprises not nothing but 1,2,3.

Then my phone rings, “Serrano?”

“Yes.”

“Put me on speaker.”

“Ummm, okay.”

“Prime Time, its me Black Pearl, April 12th I want to throw out the rules, I want this over I want NO Disqualification, can you handle that? Serrano take me off speaker.” He says something just to me and suddenly I just want to go home.

I hate the Black Pearl he’s just mean.

From the desk of Caesar Black:

As the newly appointed Commissioner of Fog City Wrestling the first order of business is to finish out all of Armani’s out standing contracts. It appears that he has guests coming on April 12th. I will make sure Mr. Jones and Slymm take excellent care of whoever steps from behind the curtain. He, made some veiled threats, Caesar doesn’t fear threats. Which, brings me to Dylan Drake, Dylan is a nobody. All the “double D’s” as they call themselves saw first hand how Slymm a bonified monster easily ragged dolled the San Francisco Original. If he were as smart as he is pretty, he wouldn’t have left a contract sitting on my desk demanding a match with Big Babi Slymm. If he were smart he’d just be happy to be here. Slymm is under orders to destroy anybody dumb enough to rise up during my regime. Guess what Dylan? I see you, Are you Xperienced? 

Roarshaq Durden reporting

      I always knew that kid was trouble. Now he’s the most powerful trouble in Fog City. Quite simply Stevie Armani never saw it coming. It’s like the old fable about the scorpion and the duck. Even if Caesar didn’t want to sting him eventually he would have. Caesar is hyper aggressive that’s what attracts him to this violent profession. The Tonga Kid was welcomed back to San Francisco with open arms and Caesar hands him a chair. Dylan Drake gets that first FCW win much to the delight of the Faithful, Caesar unleashes a beast called Slymm on him displaying him to those same fans. Big Babi Slymm from the SoufSide. Caesar must have a deep contempt for the fans of FCW to directly attack one of the most popular men on the roster, and display him like a trophy.

   He played Armani, everyone knows Caesar sits in all phone calls all meeting; he could have saved his “partner”. He let him send TK in on January 12th, seeing what went down I’m not sure he didn’t suggest it just to get TK in the door to do his dirty work. But why Alofa, why, the kid? What could make a man turn on his own flesh and blood? In this business, pick your poison. I think after January 12th after sailing through those ropes at CellSPACE a fire was lit. And now the Original Samoan Savage is hungry, and Caesar has promised to feed the monster.

“TK is a warrior and all he cares about is destruction and victory.”

      And what about Tony Jones, I called him directly we go back a-ways.

“Fog City was booked by Stevie Armani, was I on it? I’m the realist, most sever wrestler in this city’s history. No way I should have been left off that card. That scrub Brian Cage bragging about making Kimo tap. Next time I see Brian Cage he’ll get a turn to tap. I should never have been left off this roster. My man Caesar B. Black remedied that. Cage you think I needed anybody out there to beat you? Please.” Tony Jones can fold you like an accordion as Brain Cage found out. And with this edgy, chip on his shoulder and the commissioner in his corner Tony Jones is not the person you want to be on the other side of your signature.

      Black days ahead, yeah that’s a pun. He’s not right in the head and carries a grudge. I’m sure after this article I’ll be banned from press conferences.

BLACK SUSPENDS RIKISHI

“I’m treating this like a 2nd technical foul. He clearly disrespected me on his way to the locker room March 8th. He flipped me off, check the tape, talking about not salting his game. LAWREY’S!!!” This from an animated Commissioner Black, after the major announcement. 

Stevie Armani ex-commissioner and man reasonable for bringing Rikishi to FCW had these words, “This is just one in what I predict to be a long list of power moves by Caesar. He’s like that, you don’t know why or how but if he wants you he will get you. I’m living proof.”

The Fog City Faithful are now at the mercy of Caesar Black. April 12th he has already promised to take care of both Dylan Drake and Brain Cage. With the number on the Black side stacking up Alofa doesn’t seem that concerned, “look at me, I am the Tank. Caesar had me busted open, bleeding. He let a youngster get hit with a chair! He obviously doesn’t respect this business and he obviously thinks he’s above the law. He got another thing coming.”

April 12th is shaping up to be one of the fiercest nights in Bay area wrestling history. We will follow this story.

Welcome to the Resistance

FCW Resist the mediocrity that has claimed Northern California pro wrestling
FCW Resist the fact that because we aren’t 15 years old we can’t do this right
FCW Resist the fact that Northern California isn’t a wrestling Mecca
FCW Resist the notion that the Fog City Faithful are NOT real wrestling fans
FCW Is the fastest growing promotion in Northern California
FCW Is the most exciting entertainment to hit San Francisco in years
FCW Is leading the revival of Northern California professional wrestling
FCW is restoring the PRIDE of Bay Area pro wrestling

Results March 8, 2008

• Brandon Bonham def ShootingStar & Wildstorm in a triple threat hybrid division match
• Dylan Drake def Chicano Flame
• Tito Aquino def. Impact
• Alofa The Samoan Tank & Tonga Kid def. Reno Scum's Adam Thornstowe & Paul "The Wrecking Ball" Isadora w/Shane Dynasty & Luster The Legend
• Chupacabra def. Ulysses
• "The Shooter" Tony Jones def. Brian Cage 
• Sumie Sakai def Nikki The NY Knockout
• The Black Pearl / Mr. Primetime No Contest
• Rikishi def. Luster The Legend

Quick Hits 

The smoke has finally cleared in CellSPACE from this past Saturday! And what the FCF witnessed was a whole different landscape. 
• Caesar Black takes the reigns as new Commisioner of FCW.
 
• Ulysses escalated level of aggression against The Mexican Werewolf has quickly turned this rivalry into one of the most talked about in Fog City.
 
• The man known as Brandon Bonham brought some electricity to the building. Much to the dismay of the arrogant Shooting Star who says he’s going to beat Bonham or never come back to Fog City!
 
• Brain Cage says, “Tony Jones it ain’t over. It’s barley begun. I took my eye off the ball, that’s on me. Needin’ your boys out there to help you well, that’s on you.”
 
• MPT has had enough, “I made a phone call, and I needed someone in that locker room I could trust. The Count is a powerful man as we all saw what went down. So I called my brother in arms Rick Luxury and thank God. Now all the cards are on the tables boys, no more secrets, no more games, lets get down. ONE TIME!!
 
• Reno SCUM say they prove they’re point by beating down Rikishi. Now they get back to what they do best. Havoc, chaos, mayhem.

March 8th Card

In what is sure to be an explosive night of RAW EMOTION and PURE ADRINALINE
FOG CITY WRESTLING Announced the DOUBLE MAIN EVENT EVENING!!

Main Event

• Mr. Prime Time vs. The Count of California Black Pearl (MPT looking for revenge!)

Main Event

• Luster the Legend vs. Rikishi (Luster, “reversing the stinkface was only the beginging…)


• The Fog City Wrestling Debut of S.F.’s own Tony Jones will take on Brian Cage

• Ulysses vs. the Mexican Werewolf Chupacabra !!Aribba Lucha Libre!!

• Sumie Sakai vs. NY Knockout !!These Ladies are about to THROWDOWN!!

• Tito Aquino vs. Impact

• Tonga Kid & Alofa the Samoan Tank vs. “Rock Legend SCUM” Adam Thornstowe & Paul Isadora

• Dylan Drake vs. Chicano Flame

Triple Threat Hybrid Division Madness:

• WildStorm vs. Brandon Bonham vs. Shooting Star

Also in action: Baby Sylmm, The Vampire Warrior, and The Hunt Brothers

DVD Teaser

Somewhere deep inside a hidden bunker Masked Podcast Guy has in his hands pure gold. Next to him Face, looking thoroughly perplexed on why he lives in a hidden bunker. Maybe its because Masked Podcast Guy (who for undisclosed reasons can not repeat can not go by MPG), gets information so delicate, it could change the balance of power in the Bay Area. Despite the dramatics of the situation, Face is totally stoked, for they have inside information so hot! That they will be filming their Podcast Pulp Wrestling LIVE March 8th to announce it from the DEAD CENTER of the crowd with Fog City Faithful! So what does that mean FCF? When those doors swing open at 6 BE THERE!! Don’t doddle. This event is your chance to be seen on Itunes. Another Bay Area 1st from

Fog City Wrestling

the Peoples Promotion.

FOG CITY WRESTLING WILL BE LIVE on KRON4

All right after your done rubbing your eyes, you can see it clearly states Fog City Wrestling will be live on KRON 4 Saturday March 8th. WAIT! Isn’t that the show date? Yes, it is good thing we will be on during the MORNING segment. The best part we will be being interviewed by Henry Tenenbaum! Henry’s Garden, and Bay Area Bargains, 25 years of entertainment experience. The bay is going to know what the FCF already know, Fog City Wrestling is RESTORING THE PRIDE OF THE BAY AREA WRESTLING. We are THE PEOPLES PROMOTION, get your tickets now because after March 8th, the secrets out.

THE FOGHEADS ARE COMING THE FOGHEADS ARE COMING!!! 

• We’re counting down the days until Fog City Wrestling unleashes its PRIMAL RAGE!! in San Francisco!
 
• Pre-Sale Tickets are moving like Brandon Bonham GET YOURS TODAY!! If you wait, well I’ve just screened the DVD of January 12th and to put it Armainesq text: OMG!!! that’s how you’re going to have to watch it.
 
• New April Daily Fog campaign to really hit home.
 
• RUMOR MILL:

Special assignment?  Caesar Black seen dining with Brooke Shields

K.C. Firecracker reporting,

   “Out on special assignment.” These are the words of FCW Commissioner Stevie Armani and co/host of the Daily Fog. Or is that HOST? I have it on good authority in the boardroom of the FCW official’s things are happening. “Things are always happening this is a business. If things weren’t happening we would be talking about my lack of productivity.” When directly questioned about Black’s absence the always-cool Armani confidently states that his long time broadcast colleague is returning for Aprils run.

“Look we all know Caesar likes expensive sandwiches, the odds of running in to Brooke, Ms. Shields at an over priced deli aren’t that slim.” When I pulled his coattails that this Ms. Shields represented the Communication Group (thecommunicationgroup.com) Armani thought she was a counselor coming to heal his a Caesar communication problems.

“I thought we communicated well.”

After a long hour, (and a lot of diagrams later) he realized that Caesar had hired a P.R. firm and may be thinking of going solo.

“Who do you work for again Ms. Firecracker?”

“The Rumor Mill.”

“So you’re a dirt sheeter?”

“Hey I break the stories that come to me.”

“Security.”

“You’re just trying to turn a blind eye. You’ll see.”

“Security!” 
 
 

FOG CITY WRESTLING SAYS: “YOU WANT IT YOU GOT IT” 

By popular demand! You wanted a higher level of competition. Well Fog City Faithful here we go. FCW is the people’s promotion, and the people wanted WOMENS WRESTLING. Well, you want it you got it:

We’ve got two of the sports most athletic, unique, skilled and flat out BADASS ladies in the business today ready to throw down March 8th!

Sumie Sakai international renown, championship gold globally, brings all that to Fog City against NY Knockout who can flat out go! She’s been tearing up the world looking for a good fight, Knockout Fog City Wrestling will not disappoint.  

PULP WRESTLING

the official podcast of Fog City Wrestling is now on I-tunes!

Join us as we kick off a new chapter in the evolution of Bay Area wrestling. Pulp Wrestling, featuring Face and the Masked Podcast Guy. A highlight show that, showcase the energy and excitement that is Fog City Wrestling!!

click the link below and then subscribe to

PULP WRESTLING

FOG CITY WRESTLING TO BE FEATURED ON FSN BAY AREA

That’s right, our March 8th event @ CellSPACE is going to be featured on Fox Spot Net Bay Area. All the excitement and action of Fog City Wrestling in Your house! But first, the SHOW March 8th 2008 IT’S ON!  So come out represent and show everyone that you are FOG CITY FAITHFUL!!!

MPT responds:

“Please believe!”

The mood around MPT is always festive. By far one of the most popular men to lace em’ up in California. The music is loud, people are smiling. The polar opposite of the Count’s dreary castle. This is going to be a good day at the office.

“Serrano you want a scoop? March 8th, it’s going down. Black Pearl, you want to low blow me? That’s you man, but March 8th you’re not going to get that chance. The last thing your going to see before being evicted from your big castle will be me crashing down from on HIGH!” MPT turns the music up louder jumps on the table and starts doing his signature moves. “And then it’s gonna be ONE TIME! My first FCW main event, I’m bringing everything that’s got me to this point. I had your number Pearl and you know it! So guess what time it is March 8th? ONE TIME!!”

Scott Serrano

Roarshaq Durden reporting:

I received a note on my door this morning. This disturbed me because I keep residence in an undisclosed location. It was also disturbing because from what I could tell it was written in blood.

As a reporter covering Fog City as long as I have I knew this could only mean one of two things, and my ex-wife is in Texas. So Fog City had better beware, vampires are coming. In the Gothic Metropolis that is Fog City it was only a matter of time before these weirdo blood-sucking freaks made they’re way here. It’s dangerous, grimy, and dark. Also these creatures are not the cowards’ monsters you might think, actually living forever breeds a certain need to challenge themselves. The symbol looked like a V and W I know those letters; he is surely one of the strongest of the undead and his coming means Fog City has been noticed. Why he chose my door I cannot say. I rather he hadn’t, but he did. As a reporter all I can do is speak to the facts. And the facts are as follows, he is immortal, he is dangerous, he is in Fog City. I would say God have mercy on us all, but The Vampire Warrior is here, God has forsaken us.

It’s hard to describe someone that doesn’t want to be described. I’m sitting across from Brian Cage, in a bar that makes dives look classy. Commissioner Armani told me not to come back without the story. But he makes me uncomfortable, like he wants to punch me in the face. Like he doesn’t like me, like he doesn’t like anybody.

“If your going to ask me what I’m about, save it.” Brian Cage, “I’m about winning matches, do you want some long winded b.s? Who has time for that?”

I don’t need a pencil. I can remember that.

“Anybody says they can beat Cage, famous last words.” Brian chuckles, “That kook I almost broke in half last time, that wasn’t nothing. Bub, get us, and by us I mean me another round and go. I don’t play well with others.”

He doesn’t play well with others, famous last words.

Roarshaq Durden reporting

Daily fog.

RIKISHI vs. LUSTER

Match signed for March 8th

After what seemed like a marathon, FCW’s lack of lawyers and Rikishi’s army of lawyers have come to arrangement. Rikishi will return to fight March 8th. He wants to go one on one with Luster the Legend.

“That fool has done something not many can do.” Kish said in a statement released earlier this week, “He blocked the Stinkface. You go on the ‘net Youtube Stinkface thousands of people have fallen. But because this dude got some crazy porcupine thing on his head, hey give him credit.”

Fog City official’s Commissioner Armani in particular, “You have to admit it’s intriguing. Legend’s not scared he’s pissed. His boy got the Stinkface, these SCUM guys are a gang and Rikishi has disrespected one of his gang, this is going to be a war.”

Gang or not Rikishi is looking to finish what Legend started. The usually smiling face is dead serious, “when the music is off and these crazy Bay Area fans are cheering F C W! Porcupine, you will get the Stinkface and me and everyone else will be breathing that fresh, sweet aroma… of victory.”

As of 3:32 p.m. Friday February 8th it is our duty to inform you that

The FRONT ROW FOR FOG CITY’S MARCH 8TH SHOW IS SOLD OUT!!!

Thank you to the Fog City Faithful!!! You have guaranteed March 8th will be a night to remember as we have just sold the last of the FRONT ROW tickets. The rest of the building is filling up quickly and hey you know us we love a good party! So to make sure that nobody comes alone - buy tickets via group packs and save some SCRILL!! 15 dollar Gen. Admission tickets now 4 for $40!!! That’s right!!! Rally the troops and get your butts to Fog City Wrestling’s 2nd event of 2008!! If you haven’t already heard the 1st event was a HOUSE PARTY and this one is shaping up to OFF THE CHAIN!!! Hey you’re the reason why we do it. See you March 8th.

Management

San Francisco, World:

To Quote Commissioner Armani's favorite artist, "Once again it's on!" 

MARCH 8TH 2008 CELLSpace 2050 BRYANT ST SAN FRANCISCO CA

FOG CITY WRESTLING IS BACK IN FULL EFFECT!

OVER 50 TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD!!

THE FRONT ROW HAS ONLY 15 SEATS LEFT!!!

WE'VE GIVEN AWAY A DOZEN TEE SHIRTS!!!!!

AND THIS SHOW IS OVER A MONTH AWAY!!!!!!

why am I using all caps?

BECAUSE IT'S GOING DOWN!

DON'T SLEEP.

scheduled to appear:

"Pitbull" Tito Aquino

Brian Cage

Kid Krazy

Chicano Flame

Tony Jones

MPT mr primetime

Wildstorm

Chuppacabra

Ulysses

Rock Legend Scum Adam Thronstowe

Paul Isadora

Shane Dynasty

Luster the Legend

Alofa the Samoan Tank

Baby Slymm

Dylan Drake

Impact

the LEGENDARY Tonga Kid

the Count of California Black Pearl

Gangrel